The Home-Depot Report
by: Daniel Riehs
ATLANTA—The home-repair superstore announced last Tuesday its plans to market an inexpensive sports coup known as the Hammer 3000.
Robert Nardelli, the current president and CEO of Home Depot, was quoted as saying, "The cars will be conveniently located at the end of each isle. A customer will only have to sort through a box of them to pick out an automobile that is right for him or herself."
Nardelli then added, "Unlike our competitors' products, Home Depot cars will be reasonably straight and free of most knots and imperfections."
The Home Depot will also offer free classes to customers outlining the car-installation process.