The Boy Scout Report
by: Daniel Riehs
SACRAMENTO, Calif.—An 11-year-old Afghan terrorist was denied membership to the Boy Scouts of America after revealing his plan to replace the troop's bug juice supply with Anthrax spores.
Following the incident, Chief Scout Executive Roy Williams said, "Attempting to commit mass murder in the name of Allah is clearly against the scout oath and law."
While the Boy Scouts insist that they only have the well-being of their members in mind, the ACLU has vowed bring the case to the Supreme Court. They claim that the Scouts' policy against fanatical religious killers is "ambiguous and highly discriminatory."
Al Gore has yet to comment.