The Beverage Report
by: Daniel Riehs
BOSTON—A group of neighborhood college students recently ran out of Mountain Dew.
"I thought our party plans were ruined, until, that is, my roommate found a case of Busch Light in the 'fridge," said sophomore Marty Warner. "Everyone's going to be disappointed, but maybe we can listen to some music while drinking the beer. That should at least make the party tolerable."
Mountain Dew is a crisp citrus soda popular among thirsty people.