The NBC Report
by: Daniel Riehs
NEW YORK—An industry representative spoke out against NBC Television Studios Tuesday for their refusal to include non-human humanoids in prime-time programming.
"You'll never see a Klingon or Romulan on Friends, said the representative. "That show is set in the most diverse city in the United States, and all the characters are Earth-born humans. I almost feel ashamed to be a . . . Oh, did I stop talking? Sometimes I forget that humans aren't empaths."
Planned Parenthood has yet to become relevant to this situation.