The Concert Report
by: Daniel Riehs
PALO ALTO, Texas—Concert-goers Stan Fleece and Mylar Jones are really psyched about their front-row seats, sources reported.
"The tickets were general admission, so we just got here really early and grabbed a couple of seats in the front row," said Fleece as he sipped a Mountain Dew. "This is going to be a great show, and the band's only going to be about twenty feet away from us."
Jones added to Fleece's praise of the seats by saying, "I wonder why all of those people are crowding around the stage. They must be giving out something for free."