The Ashton Kutcher Report
by: Daniel Riehs
WASHINGTON—President Bush received quite a surprise Wednesday when he learned that he had been Punk'd over Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.
"All this time, I thought I was relying on dependable intelligence, and here it turns out that Ashton Kutcher made up the whole thing," said Bush. "Man, he really got me good. It makes me almost kind of wish that I hadn't gone and invaded Iraq and killed all those people."
The episode will be airing next month on MTV.