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The Pizza Report

by: Daniel Riehs

      PHOENIX—Neighborhood mother Jeanne Bennett wishes that there was some way she could serve pizza to her family at all times of the day.

      Bennett, who says her husband and children really like pizza, but seldom get to eat it, has all but given up hope that such a pizza-eating plan is possible.

      "How can I serve pizza to my family in the morning, in the evening, and at supper time?" Bennett yelled to reporters.

      Bennett continued, "Someone please help me . . . so that I can have pizza anytime!"

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