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First-Grader Ridiculed For Ignorance Of Eminem

First-Grader Ridiculed for Ignorance of Eminem

      BOSTON—First-grader Blake Phillips was ridiculed last Tuesday for uttering the words "Who's Eminem?" during a lunch-table conversation.

      "I was like, 'What, are you gay or something?'" said Steve Short, a classmate of Blake's . . . [Read Article]

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