Issue Archive

• Volume 4, Issue 1 (Saturday, January 1, 2005)
  Rove announces plans for second term, neighborhood college student helps out, and William Fingerson hopes to get his own elite mobile task force.

• Volume 3, Issue 8 (Friday, October 1, 2004)
  Bush refuses to admit folly of Narnia war, neighborhood college student stands in befuddlement, and Marvin O'Connell cannot figure out how John Kerry could be so stupid.

• Volume 3, Issue 7 (Wednesday, September 1, 2004)
  Students may soon retain more summer knowledge, neighborhood shop owner to switch shipping methods, and McCain real douche bag.

• Volume 3, Issue 6 (Sunday, August 1, 2004)
  Bill O'Reilly speaks out, the internet goes legit, and tablet PC manufactures of the world unite.

• Volume 3, Issue 5 (Tuesday, June 1, 2004)
  Neighborhood residents take on Big Oil, club reminds partygoers of seventh-grade dance, and Markus McGee just gets so worried.

• Volume 3, Issue 4 (Saturday, May 1, 2004)
  Student lacks endurance to finish, Marshall Mattson explains a new theory, and although LiveWire has returned, it now fails to fill the void in Gene Eisenberg's heart.

• Volume 3, Issue 3 (Monday, March 1, 2004)
  Gay man regrets recent marriage, neighborhood teacher creates absurd metaphors, and student is really freaked out.

• Volume 3, Issue 2 (Sunday, February 1, 2004)
  Lieberman defends diet, Michael Caine defends movie, and Chaz Frankly really doesn't know why he continues to watch Homestar Runner each week.

• Volume 3, Issue 1 (Thursday, January 1, 2004)
  Democrats get left out of new legislation, Rumsfeld announces innovative foreign policy initiative, and Chaz Frankly feels much better now.

• Volume 2, Issue 8 (Wednesday, October 1, 2003)
  Trail claims young life, activists express confusion, and Bustamante would 'hit that.'

• Volume 2, Issue 7 (Monday, September 1, 2003)
  Davis gets upset, students talk on cellular phones, and Kerry's hair finally speaks.

• Volume 2, Issue 6 (Sunday, June 1, 2003)
  Lamar Jones turns pro, a neighborhood college student questions previously held beliefs, and this is truly the summer of LiveWire.

• Volume 2, Issue 5 (Thursday, May 1, 2003)
  Boy Scouts discuss fiscal responsibility, Tom Ridge favors his home town, and Iran learns Bush a lesson.

• Volume 2, Issue 4 (Tuesday, April 1, 2003)
  Bush vows to emancipate enslaved Canadians, third graders settle their differences like adults, and everyone's favorite Iraqi character is brought back to life.

• Volume 2, Issue 3 (Saturday, March 1, 2003)
  Man dries hands completely, middle-school students sign a petition, and William Fingerson lays out his platform.

• Volume 2, Issue 2 (Saturday, February 1, 2003)
  Bush vows to cut taxes on hydrogen cars, terrorists have new home, and Rupert Daniels just keeps getting creepier.

• Volume 2, Issue 1 (Wednesday, January 1, 2003)
  University poses moral dilemma, polish dogs are discovered, and Fox cares about missing children.

• Volume 1, Issue 9 (November/December 2002)
  CIA adds Saddam to buddy list, Boston College improves foot travel, and Trebek gets deported.

• Volume 1, Issue 8 (October 2002)
  The Pentagon searches for Hussein-Bacon link, the value of Ambidextrous education is questioned, and Ugly Pageant succeeds.

• Volume 1, Issue 7 (August/September 2002)
  BC students need new question, paranoid room checker finally hits the big time, and Steve Jipson is going to drop out of school if those teachers go on strike again.

• Volume 1, Issue 6 (July 2002)
  The Pledge of Allegiance is bad, drug testing is good, and Miles Fingersmith likes Mayonnaise.

• Volume 1, Issue 5 (May/June 2002)
  Homeless people complain, Saddam's past is revealed, and new study raises questions about the U.S. court system.

• Volume 1, Issue 4 (April 2002)
  Ferguson gets his life back, Freddy Pearce rants about brain implants, and scientists find cure for cigarette addiction.

• Volume 1, Issue 3 (March 2002)
  Death speaks out, neighborhood man visits IHOP, and Rock reaches 26 billion.

• Volume 1, Issue 2 (February 2002)
  Bush tries to reform welfare, Daschle references Star Trek, and stem-cell-research parody gets a little out of hand.

• Volume 1, Issue 1 (January 2002)
  Istook supports drug use, rap-ignorant child is ridiculed, and researchers solve ancient riddle.

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