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Death Speaks Out Against Negative Image

Death Speaks Out Against Negative Image

      WASHINGTON—Death spoke out Friday in an exclusive interview about the negative and evil reputation he has acquired throughout the centuries.

      "Everyone thinks I'm this awful person or something. It can really get to my sensitive, emotional side," Death said on CNN's Larry King Live. "Sometimes I'd just rather be dead. . . . [Read Article]

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