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Recent Developments
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On Second Thought, Maybe It Was Barry White
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Neighborhood Man Regrets Ferret Decision
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Stupid Kid Spills His Juice
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A.P. Calculus Students Run Amuck
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The Candy Report
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Neighborhood Man Feeling Disillusioned After Recent Chocolate Events
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The Theater Concession Report
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Movie Patron Lashes Out
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Community News
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LOS ANGELES—Police revealed yesterday that a copy of Odelay was found at the home of Daniel Craiger, the man convicted of the September 22 non sequiturs. At our press time, Beck had yet to comment on the situation.
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Volume 1, Issue 4 (April 2002)
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Top Story
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Execution Reversed
DALLAS—The December 2001 execution of 31-year-old Justin Ferguson was overturned Tuesday morning by a state Court of Appeals. Following the decision, Ferguson was exhumed, resuscitated, and reunited with his happy family. . . . [Read Article]
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