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Homeless People Upset About Being Called Homeless

      BROOKLYN, N.Y.—Hundreds of men and women picked up their homes to parade the streets of Brooklyn today to protest being referred to as homeless. "It's such a derogatory term. We prefer to be called the housing-impaired or lodging-challenged. . . . [Read Article]

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