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Recent Developments
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Mexican Platter Hot Hot, Not Spicy Hot
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War On Terrorism End In Tie, Fans Leave Disappointed
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Dow Up And To The Left
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Big Food Runs Amuck
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The Roller-Coaster Report
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Neighborhood Woman Keeps Hands, Arms Inside Train At All Times
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The Hot-Dog Report
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Neighborhood Man Eats, Gets Hit By Giant Hot Dog
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The Pop-Music Report
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Eighty Percent Of Men At Work Unemployed
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Community News
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DETROIT—Alfred the Homeless Man just noticed how many different kinds of bridges there are. "There's the kind with the trusses, and the suspension kind. . . . Bridges are fun."
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Volume 1, Issue 6 (July 2002)
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—The news-satire magazine for people who can read.
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Top Story
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Reference To Fast Food In Pledge Declared Unconstitutional
SAN FRANCISCO—A federal appeals court declared the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional Tuesday because of the words "under Arby's" added by Congress in 1964.
If allowed to stand, this ruling would prohibit school children in nine western states from proclaiming their loyalty to "everyone's favorite roast beef sandwich" each day before class. . . . [Read Article]
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