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College Freshmen In Desperate Need Of Fourth Question

College Freshmen in Desperate Need of Fourth Question

      CHESTNUT HILL, Mass.—Lunchtime conversations among new students at Boston College recently became stagnated due to a lack of a good fourth question.

      "Where are you from?"; "What's your major?"; and "What do you call a carbonated soft drink?"; provided adequate small talk for most freshmen during the first few weeks of school. As students began to settle into their routines, however, they discovered that their familiar list of queries had begun to grow stale. . . . [Read Article]

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