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Recent Developments
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Family Business Not Discussed At Neighborhood Florist's Dinner Table
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Receiving Party Not Entirely At Fault For Botched Frisbee Catch
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Neighborhood Pasta Never Too Limp
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Darren Baker Runs Amuck
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The Sniper Report
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Incarcerated Snipers Will Strike Again, FBI Warns
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The Beverage Report
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Students Run Out Of Mountain Dew, Get Drunk Instead
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The Science Report
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Socially-Conscious Scientist Completes, Destroys Life's Work
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Community News
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LOS ANGELES—Nineteen-year-old Marcus Riddle is preparing for the traditional birthday gun-shot wounds to be administered by his brother, Franklin. "I just hope he doesn't use the shotgun this year," said Marcus. "As much as I liked having my entire left side blown off . . ."
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Volume 1, Issue 8 (October 2002)
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—The news-satire magazine for people who can read.
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Top Story
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Pentagon Strives to Link Saddam Hussein with Kevin Bacon
WASHINGTON—A high-level Defense-Department team has made it their top priority to link Iraqi President Saddam Hussein with actor Kevin Bacon, sources reported Tuesday.
Although the team is using complex computing techniques to analyze information gathered by the CIA and the Defense Intelligence Agency, they have yet to connect the leader of Iraq and the talented co-star of My Dog Skip in fewer than seven steps. . . . [Read Article]
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