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CIA Monitors Saddam's Away Message

CIA Monitors Saddam's Away Message

      WASHINGTON—CIA spokesperson Luke Mayorson announced Wednesday that the CIA has been monitoring Saddam Hussein's away message and buddy profile for the last seven months.

      "We're starting to get a good picture of his daily routine," said Mayorson. "Saddam usually gets up around eleven and goes to his political science and philosophy classes. Sometimes he eats lunch with Jimmy, but we believe he prefers to lunch with Susie and Frank. . . . [Read Article]

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