University Unveils Controversial Payment Plan
BOSTON—A spokesperson for a prestigious eastern university announced a radical new payment plan Tuesday. Starting next August, students and their parents will receive a $10,000 tuition credit for each peasant on the other side of the world that they kill.
"One only needs to press this button here," said Craig Jobson, university spokesperson, "And our space-age peasant-killing technology will extract the soul from a peasant living on the other side of the world and convert it into $10,000. . . . [Read Article]
