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Recent Developments
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Neighborhood First-Grader Invents Communism
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Lieberman Receives Libertarian Nomination, Renames Party Liebertarian
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College Freshmen Drunk On Irony, Sober
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Children Of Zimbabwe Run Amuck
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The Homeless Man Report
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Street To Get New Drummer
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The Notre Dame Report
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Irish Not Very Well-Endowed
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Community News
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TUSCALOOSA, Ala.—Nineteen-year-old Marty Briers became really annoyed Tuesday when he was unable to articulate his political beliefs in his elementary Spanish class. "I think I told them that poor people need cookies," said Briers. "I felt like such a toolbox."
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Volume 2, Issue 2 (February 1, 2003)
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Top Story
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Bush Vows To End Tax On Hydrogen Cars
WASHINTON—Both Republicans and Democrats received a surprise Tuesday when President Bush vowed to end the hydrogen car tax. The controversial announcement, delivered to a joint session of Congress as part of Bush's State of the Union Address, could release upwards of four dollars back into the struggling American economy.
"I'm pretty sure that hydrogen cars haven't been invented yet," Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan told reporters after the speech. "I'm not totally certain, though. I know teleporters haven't been invented. . . . [Read Article]
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