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Recent Developments
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Neighborhood Man Takes Spanish In College, Gets Job On Klingon Homeworld
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Grab N' Go Replaced By Eat N' Retreat
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Board Meeting Breaks For South Park
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Hans Blix Runs Amuck
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The Music Report
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Neighborhood Android's Musical Performance Technically Flawless, Devoid Of Emotion
[Read Article]
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The Bus Report
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Neighborhood College Student Takes Proactive Stance In Bus-Seating Procedure
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Community News
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NASHVILLE, Tenn.—Neighborhood butcher Harold Jones just realized how many different types of knives he has in his shop. "I could really do a lot of chopping," said Jones. "I'd be like, 'choppity, choppity.'"
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Volume 2, Issue 3 (March 1, 2003)
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—The news-satire magazine for people who can read.
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Top Story
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Neighborhood Man Emerges From Restroom With Thoroughly Dry Hands, Pants
LOS ANGELES—Thrity-one-year-old computer programmer Lawrence Johnson emerged from a Burger King restroom Wednesday with thoroughly dry hands and pants. Sources reported that Johnson held his hands under a hot-air drier for upwards of seven minutes before leaving the restroom. . . . [Read Article]
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