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Recent Developments
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Military Attacks Baghdad, Scores One Million Points
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Neighborhood College Students Brainstorm Witty Protest Signs
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TROGDOR!!
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Ari Fleischer Runs Amuck
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The Saddam Hussein Report
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Iraqi Boy Learns Truth About Saddam
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The Television Report
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NCAA Basketball Preempts War Coverage
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Community News
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BOSTON—Neighborhood college student Jenny Myers seemed unimpressed with Noam Chomsky's recent lecture. Experts hypothesize that this may had been related to the fact that she covered her ears and murmured, "La, la, la," throughout the entire speech.
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Volume 2, Issue 4 (April 1, 2003)
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Top Story
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War Imminent Following Enslavement Of Canada
WASHINGTON—Republican and Democratic members of Congress united behind President Bush following the announcement that Saddam Hussein and his army of genetically-altered mutants had completely enslaved the nation of Canada.
"This Iraqi regime has no respect for the dignity of human life," said President Bush as he addressed the nation Tuesday. "Our course of action is clear: if we do not liberate the Canadian people; the Iraqi troops will march into the United States and slaughter every man, woman, and child they see. . . . [Read Article]
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