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Boy Scout Leader Proposes Lower Fundraising Quota

Boy Scout Leader Proposes Lower Fundraising Quota

      BALTIMORE—Mark Johnson, an Assistant Scoutmaster of Boy Scout Troop 728, met with resistance Tuesday when he proposed a lower fundraising quota for the scouts in his troop. The change, which would give the scouts more time to raise money for their scout troop, was labeled irresponsible by fellow troop leaders.

      "We're already running over budget," said Troop Treasurer Steven Bryers. "One thing is certain, our budget will be much lower next year if we decide not to make it as high as we did this year. . . . [Read Article]

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