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Alabama Man Arrested For Coveting Neighbor's Manservant
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Donald H. Rumsfeld Rums-Stupid
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Clown Not So Scary Decapitated
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Al Franken Runs Amuck
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The Movie Report
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Neighborhood Man Oblivious To Movie Plot
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The Constitution Report
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Church Shows Support For Proposed Amendment
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PHOENIX—Seven-year-old Jeffrey Phillips thinks you're a big poopie head, sources reported Tuesday. "You smell weird," Phillips said.
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Volume 2, Issue 7 (September 1, 2003)
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Top Story
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Davis, Bustamante Upset That Popular Guy Leads Polls
LOS ANGELES—Arnold Schwarzenegger came under fire from California's top two elected Democrats Tuesday, who charged that the actor-turned-candidate was only leading the polls because of his popularity.
A Schwarzenegger campaign official quickly released a statement reminding Davis and Bustamante that they were "just a couple of nerds with no friends who wore pocket protectors and did all sorts of stupid nerd stuff. . . . [Read Article]
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