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      MANCHESTER, N.H.—Presidential Candidate Joe Lieberman defended his decision to follow the Atkins Diet Thursday at a debate preceding the New Hampshire primary.

      Answering a question put forth by Peter Jennings, the senator clearly separated himself from the other Democratic candidates by stating that while he was not happy about every aspect of the controversial diet, he was "unmistakably thinner" than he had been before the start of his new eating routine. . . . [Read Article]

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