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Neighborhood Develops Plan To Drive Down Gas Prices

Neighborhood Develops Plan To Drive Down Gas Prices

      BROOKVILLE, Ohio.—Neighborhood residents have developed a unique plan to drive down high gas prices. By implementing fuel-efficient transportation methods, as well as carefully-designed infrastructure changes, they hope to cut their town's gasoline usage in half by the year 2010.

      The residents hope that lowered fuel consumption will persuade oil companies to drastically lower gasoline prices, making it once again affordable for residents to fill up their SUVs and other low-fuel-efficiency vehicles. . . . [Read Article]

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