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Recent Developments
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Neighborhood Caveman Invents Wheel, Societal Conventions
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Hurricane Hilarious
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SAT Prep Course Bulbous, Intrinsically
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University Students Toast Women's Beach Volleyball
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The John Kerry Report
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Gymnasts Challenge Kerry's Medals
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The College Report
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Neighborhood Man Amazed That College Classes Start So Late
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Community News
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WASHINGTON—A panel released a new study on pencil safety Thursday. "Why we typed out the results on an intangible object such as safety, I'm still confused about," said one member of the team. "Seriously, though. I hate my job."
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Free Wordplay!
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Volume 3, Issue 7 (September 1, 2004)
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—The news-satire magazine for people who can read.
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Top Story
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Course Work May Slow School-Year Slide
BOSTON—In hopes of slowing what is commonly referred to as the school-year slide, Boston College faculty are going to start assigning course work to undergraduate students.
"In past school years," said Boston College President, William P. Leahy, "Students lost many of the academic skills they acquired during the summer. We feel that by requiring students to enroll in classes and learn new material, we will prevent the loss of such information. . . . [Read Article]
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