Bush Refuses To Admit Folly Of Narnia Invasion
WASHINGTON—President Bush announced today that he still believes The United States made the correct decision invading the kingdom of Narnia, despite new intelligence showing that Narnia is not a real place.
"I don't think there's anyone who believes the world would be safer if the evil White Witch was still out there, enlisting naïve school children to capture humans," the President told reporters. "And to anyone who says that the conditions in Narnia were exaggerated . . . I mean, it was always winter there, yet never Christmas. . . . Never Christmas. . . . [Read Article]
