I Can't Believe You Didn't Give Me Credit For That Line In Your AIM Profile
by: Rupert Daniels*
I was browsing through the AIM profiles of people on my buddy list today, and I noticed something funny. Real funny. You know that joke I made a about six months ago? The one about the penguin? Well someone . . . you . . . you decided to use the joke in your profile without giving me credit. You gave Dave Matthews his stupid credit for the stupid song lyrics that you stupid put in your stupid profile, but I didn't get any credit at all. At all!
Now it may seem strange that I still have you on my buddy list, seeing as we don't speak anymore . . . anymore since the unpleasantness . . . the unpleasantness that resulted in my rejection of society for months. I stopped eating. I stopped showering . . . but you stole my joke!
These jokes don't just happen. They have to be written! You thought that I just spontaneously thought up the joke while we were at the zoo and the penguin did its thing, but no! I spent hours . . . days writing that joke. I encouraged the penguin to behave in the way it did through a series of electric shocks from my remote penguin shocker, and a special mixture of rat poison and Mountain Dew that I added to its food dish.
I am a comic genius! I can create art . . . art though my humor . . . I can't believe you didn't give me credit for that line in your AIM profile!
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*And by Rupert Daniels, we mean Daniel Riehs.
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