Everyone Is Capable Of Building Weapons Of Weapons Of Mass Destruction
I've got a surprise for you. You know how all those kids in school said that you're not capable of manufacturing weapons of mass destruction? Well, you are.
You can do anything that you put your mind to, and that includes the creation and implementation of weapons of mass destruction.
That's right, if you study real hard and try your best in school, you can build weapons that are ten times better than any of the ones that silly Saddam Hussein ever made.
People will come from all over the world just to shake you hand and find out how you were able to make so many amazing weapons that killed so many amazing people.
God has given each of us talents, and we are all special in our own unique ways. Now you just have to figure out how you can use your particular talents in the creation of weapons of mass destruction.
Don't let those mean kids get you down.
Go. Make us proud.
Everyone is capable of building weapons of mass destruction.
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