There's No Way I'm Voting For Kerry With Wallace Edwards As The Father Of The Vice-Presidential Candidate
I hate Wallace Edwards so much. It's people like him who really bring America down.
I make tablet PCs for a living. I don't make a lot of money. I don't sell a lot of tablet PCs. And the reason that I don't sell a lot of tablet PCs is because people like Wallace Edwards try to make my product obsolete by manufacturing paper.
The tablet PC business is not in good shape, and at the same time the stationary business is generating record-setting revenues.
Does this sound right to you? Does this sound like the America that you know and love—a place where John Edward's father can earn a fortune manufacturing paper at the expense of hard-working tablet PC manufacturers?
Sure, Edwards is going to argue that tablet PCs represent an unnecessary technology—a technology that does nothing that can't be done with a piece of paper and a sturdy pen.
Those are lies! Wallace Edward's fortune has been built on dead bodies of tablet PC manufacturers, bruised and beaten with the very tablet PCs that they were trying to sell in the first place!
Go ahead. If you want to live in a country where an honest tablet PC manufacturer can't sell enough products to pay his rent and feed his family, then by all means vote for John Kerry and his paper-mill-working slime ball of a Vice Presidential candidate's father.
. . . but you won't see me voting for Kerry. Not with Wallace Edwards as a relative of one of the people on the ticket.
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