How Can John Kerry Be So Stupid? Doesn't He Realize That America's Nuclear Weapons Exist Only To Spread Peace And Kindness Throughout The World?
I assume many of you watched the presidential debate last week. Most of it was the same boring rhetoric that we're used to: campaign speeches condensed into snappy, two minute-long sound bites that may or may not answer the question being presented.
One question really stood out for me, though. When Kerry was asked about today's greatest threat to our national security, he spoke of nuclear proliferation. That's not what I had a problem with; there are a lot of crazy people out there who could really do some damage if they were to pick up a nuke or two on the black market.
My problem was with the fact that Kerry suggested that there was some sort of hypocrisy present with the United States telling other countries to disarm while we ourselves continue to do nuclear weapons research and build new nuclear weapons.
How could Kerry not understand the difference between Kim Jung Il having nuclear weapons and the United States have nuclear weapons? Kim Jung Il only wants those weapons to kill innocent school children, rape and pillage innocent women, and individually slaughter baby rabbits.
The United States, on the other hand, is an intrinsically moral country that would only use the nuclear weapons to feed starving children and instill peace and freedom throughout the universe.
How can Kerry not see such an obvious difference? It would be fine if North Korea wanted to use their weapons for the good of all man kind, but they would undoubtedly just use them to blow things up. If the United States ever used a nuclear weapon, it certainly wouldn't be to blow things up. Blowing things up with our bombs would be the last thing we'd ever use them for, and if John Kerry can't see such and obvious difference between the ways of the United States and the ways of immoral, rouge countries, how could he ever be an effective President?
How can John Kerry be so stupid? Doesn't he realize that America's nuclear weapons exist only to spread peace and kindness throughout the world?
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