The First Item On The Agenda Is The Creation Of My Own Elite Mobile Task Force
Hello. Welcome. I am thrilled to be your new managing director of marketing here at Wadsworth and Coyne.
I've got a lot of great plans. I'm going to make some changes—shake things up a bit. I think you all be happy with what I'm going to do.
Okay, first thing on the agenda is the creation of my own elite mobile task force. This is really going to help me a lot, so just bear with me for a moment, okay?
I'd like to assemble a task force of six to ten men and women to assist me in my daily activities. Now, initial requirements for membership on the task force should be obvious. Members must be elite—I'm talking the best of the best—and they must be mobile. Real movers. There's going to be a lot of moving. Mobility is a necessity.
You guys get the idea.
Now, I'm going to be using this task force for various tasks that need to get done. A lot reconnaissance stuff, you know . . . and tasks.
Umm, preferably I'd like at least one Green Beret on the force. Maybe a martial arts expert too. Oh, and a master of disguise would also be nice.
And a welder. You can never have too many welders.
All right. So does everyone understand their orders? Meet me back here at 0500.
Mobile, people. Think mobile! It's a task force!
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