You're Only Living In The United States Because Your Island Nation Was Destroyed By A Freak Nuclear Accident
I can't deal with people like you—jumping on the United States bandwagon as soon as your country is destroyed by a series of devastating nuclear mishaps resulting in the complete and utter destruction of your society.
I've lived in the United States all my life. I've stuck with the U.S. through the good times and the bad. I wear t-shirts and hats with American flags on them. I am a true resident of the United States of America.
Until a couple of weeks ago you were all like, "Look at me! My little island country is the best ever!"
Now you're like, "If I can't find work in America, then I might as well have stayed in my own devastated country where I would have most certainly suffered first from exposure and eventually from cancer-causing, mutation-forming radiation!"
What kind of loyalty is that? I mean . . . what is this? Now you want to take advantage of our free market capitalism for your own benefit? I hate you so much. You don't know anything about being a true fan of a country.
You're only living in the United States because your island nation was destroyed by a freak nuclear accident.
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